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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 04:56

Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
No go.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
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